Leave your ballet flats in your checked bag.
Uncle Harry for the gifting win.
“I care for him very much.”

There’s clearly no hard feelings.
The logistics were too complicated.
They had different priorities.

They’re bound for some awkward days at the office.
I didn’t see this one coming at all.
Gingers for the win.

\201cAnd shes talking to you while shes doing it!\201d





